I can't stop laughing. I was back from work, ready to shower and head to bed, but I noticed he was stressed. He checked off all the boxes I had for a perfect boyfriend until one day when I came home from class early. They opted for skinny dipping. He and his girlfriend broke up.
Caught last night by female roommate
It's never been so miserable I couldn't ride out the lease. Right in that moment she turns her god damn flash on from her mobile shining through the room, while my PC blasts porn music. I wasn't out as bisexual at the time, and she didn't want to come off as 'the lesbian who always wants their best friend' and both of us also had a solid fear of ruining our friendship.